cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see youOh my dick definitely my dick
(Source: beautywithbeats, via ghostlyfires)
So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?
(Source: bumpuff, via muthafukaz)
I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all
(via bazinga---punk)
LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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